Just the facts

[sam]

Name: Sam
Are you sure about that?: Pretty sure
Age: Aquarius
Marital status: I still do
Nationality: Applying for asylum in Canada
Languages: English with a smattering of French
Allergies: Scratchy labels inside clothes
Greatest fault: Hidden depths
Bonus fault: Overly fond of Star Trek references
Subscriptions: None, though I may pick up The Leeds Leek if I find one on the train
Hobbies: Reading (or not), travel, psychiatry, photographic interpretation services,



casting horoscopes, writing FAQs, and obviously, posting

Bicycle census: Latest count
Cycling CV: E2E1, E2E2, Ditchling Beacon x3 (then x5) and other great British hills, freewheeler
Charter member of Cyclists Anonymous
Unexplained employment gap: Those years spent as a columnist for cycling magazines
Worst off: Getting off my bike to help at an accident scene

What the papers will say: "He wasn't wearing a helmet, didn't have his hands on the handlebars, and had Dylan turned up too loud on his iPod. While any of those could have killed him instantly, it was actually the bottle of champagne that slipped from the hand of a passenger in a Virgin balloon that dispatched him."


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