Author Topic: Charity shop


Charity shop
« on: March 19, 2021 »


Can I use them to summon the spirit of Richard Feynman? No? No sale

Will I be able to sing like Tiny Tim? No? No sale

Worth getting the cricket bat just to bat the pig across the street

That's what I was aiming for anyway, but you've made it seriously uncool

Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse also had its day.

The osteopath next to the charity shop had killed a little too much time

Isn't that what Goldfinger tried on James Bond?

Riddle me this: a snake an owl and a bear want to visit the Kingdom of Sweet Adventures. How many cab rides will it take to get them all there with none of them getting eaten by any of the others?

With the recent dog inflation, now a serious contender

Sick joke