The P.R. poll

[Humbug]

Oh dear Mary, I av got so much ter say about this, but I will try ter keep it brief. Judgin from his piccy Ludwig's smirkin is unnatcherly twisted innit? I fink he's avin a bit ov a wind-up. Any which way when 3 peeps go in a pub these days that is not joined up finkin.

I don't fink yer should be owlin at all when yer screw in a light bulb eivver unless yer wirin is a bit dodgy.

[Kurt Gödel]

The brain is a computing machine connected with a spirit. Religion, please.

[Humbug]

Ooh, err, it's head ter head!

Fank you fer votin an keepin it simple Kurt. Mine's a rum please!

[Alice B. Toklas]

Sure. We always keep some on hand for Papa.

[Humbug]

Cheers Alice! That would be old man Steptoe I presume?



One ov the P.A.'s heroes actcherly, judgin by the amount ov stuff pilin up round this house.
Ere he is in annuvver incarnation.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x68hcuh

I av decided ter put a limit ter the amount speculation on my future musins, becos I don't want you luvverly peeps ter get bored waitin fer the outcome an go off the boil innit. So we will av eivver a) best ov 11 or b) wotever wins by May 1st - high noon GMT - followed by THE WINNING POST

[Calamity Jane]

High noon is a good time for pulling the trigger.

[Humbug]

An the winner is... Pollyticks! Ere we go, give us a few secs ter get it up...

Incidentally I av discovered that BBC Radio 4 an the internet as we kno it disagree by sumfing like 2 seconds. I do ope they can reach a reconciliation soon.