Author Topic: Dear Reader

Epicurious

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Dear Reader
« on: March 10, 2021 »

Pull up a chair

If you've followed my breadcrumbs from Twitter, hello. If not, I really need to get a better class of follower. No offence.

Staying longer than 5 minutes? You're my target demographic. Well, one of them. I’d also like to woo The Powers That Be, from Bank of England Governors to lizard people sympathetic to the human cause.

The Teeming Millions

  • ™ Cecil Adams
Re: Dear Reader
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2021 »
Finally some feedback!*

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Thank you for your submission to my feed. I am unable to action it at this time. There just aren't enough hours in the day. I’m already stretched to breaking point by my other social media commitments, which include Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and a weekly Zoom session with a couple of grandparents I can't seem to shake. Real life is also an ongoing burden.

The format is too old school. Are you going to be sending invitations to your Usenet group next?

Finally, you may have named your tumbleweeds, but at the end of the day they’re still tumbleweeds.

I may reconsider if others do as well. Best of luck with that.

* If you want something done right, you have to do it to yourself.