Author Topic: Long ennui

Long ennui
« on: August 17, 2021 »
The publisher of The Leeds Leek has issued a statement to fellow press barons that the alternative news source may be down, but it is not out.

"We're down, but we’re not out," he confirmed during an interview conducted on the deep web in honour of Deep Throat of Watergate fame, a patron saint of the Fourth Estate. "Unfortunately, the entire staff has come down with long ennui. This is a very serious condition which can strike at any time and basically last forever. However, we're confident it won't come to that."

The source of the confidence remains under investigation.