Author Topic: Velosolo Club gift ideas

Velosolo Club gift ideas
« on: December 12, 2021 »
Mug
For that special someone who finishes most if not all of your sentences.



Mirror
Feeling SMIDSY'd? Angle to confirm your existence to remove any doubt.



Earphones
It's not always enough to have a song in your heart. Try bone conduction if you're worried.



Experience gift
Share a socially distanced song with Mr Alone Again (Naturally) himself, just like young Gary.


Also available: four years on a desert island. Includes volleyball and discount voucher for a lawyer to help you get your affairs in order first.


Inflatable cycling buddy
Packs into a sensibly sized saddlebag, for those times when you want just the right amount of company. Beats a volleyball, anyway.


Roff Smith is the one wearing pants

Jersey
Vintage viralware. Two jerseys in one, so good value.



Socks Inner tube
A fresh start for the new year, after which it's back to make due and mend. You still darn your socks, don't you?



Something different



No, not a saddle. Moon shoes! Put a spring in your step.



Rabbit
Like people and especially cyclists, rabbits are social animals, but they can get on fine with a big funny-looking bunny (while doubtless pitying you for your genetically inferior ears – talk about audiophiles). Makes a great companion, as long as you only go out when he’s asleep. Avoid crepuscular hours on the road and you’re good to go.


It's getting late, I wonder if he's had a puncture

Velosolo Club gift ideas
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2023 »
You saw the performance –


now buy the book. Out just in time for Christmas.


Velosolo Club gift ideas
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2023 »

Velosolo Club gift ideas
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2023 »

For me?
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2023 »
It's customary to open one present on Christmas Eve.

Looks thin. What could it be?

Someone have a word with the art department, there's only supposed to be one cyclist.
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Thanks a lot, I'll put it with the others.

Gift ideas
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2023 »