MugFor that special someone who finishes most if not all of your sentences.
MirrorFeeling SMIDSY'd? Angle to confirm your existence to remove any doubt.
EarphonesIt's not always enough to have a song in your heart. Try bone conduction if you're worried.
Experience giftShare a socially distanced song with Mr Alone Again (Naturally) himself, just like young Gary.
Also available: four years on a desert island. Includes volleyball and discount voucher for a lawyer to help you get your affairs in order first.
Inflatable cycling buddyPacks into a sensibly sized saddlebag, for those times when you want just the right amount of company. Beats a volleyball, anyway.
Roff Smith is the one wearing pantsJerseyVintage viralware. Two jerseys in one, so good value.
Socks Inner tubeA fresh start for the new year, after which it's back to make due and mend. You still darn your socks, don't you?
Something differentNo, not a saddle. Moon shoes! Put a spring in your step.
RabbitLike people and especially cyclists, rabbits are social animals, but they can get on fine with a big funny-looking bunny (while doubtless pitying you for your genetically inferior ears – talk about audiophiles). Makes a great companion, as long as you only go out when he’s asleep. Avoid crepuscular hours on the road and you’re good to go.
It's getting late, I wonder if he's had a puncture