Author Topic: The Velosolo Club

Kate & Wills & Liz
« Reply #100 on: December 03, 2024 »
"That's a good bell," said William after I called out "Hello!" to warn them of my approach.



The dogs are used to looks of amusement when their masters tell strangers their names.

A few days later and miles away I passed none other than Liz, wearing a tabard used by equestrians.


"Are we going to my favourite Cathy Corgi's house so we can get it on?" - Monty

Funday
« Reply #101 on: February 03, 2025 »
How to brighten up a gloomy Monday ride? I know – throw in a detour up and down a convenient nave. No fancy moving pictures, sorry.



"Technically no commandments have been broken."


Wheel in the sky
« Reply #102 on: July 26, 2025 »
https://www.thefridays.cc/rides/london-to-brighton-25-july-2025

First in quite a while.

I hadn't signed up, but Adrian didn't look too surprised to see me.

He told me Ditchling Beacon was off the menu. I kept my wailing and gnashing of teeth to myself.

The bike started making horrible noises early on. Turned out a water bottle was rubbing against the cage. Both went into a bus shelter bin. I had no sentimental attachment to the cage, a last minute addition as I normally chuck a bottle into my saddlebag.

The route has changed; there used to be a nice relatively traffic-free hill at (checks notes) (forgot to make notes). Somewhere in south London, or slightly beyond. Wherever it is, I miss you, hill.

I overdressed, overly concerned about those 4 a.m. chills. Ended up a sweaty mess. The end. Or is it just the beginning?


Existential, man

Peace
« Reply #103 on: August 14, 2025 »

Why hello A21:



YESSSSSSS!



This has been going on since the 4th; I'm kicking myself for not noticing sooner.

Breaking Bad
« Reply #104 on: September 25, 2025 »


How boring. I thought it might be a meth lab.


Diversions
« Reply #105 on: October 19, 2025 »


If you insist.



Poor little guy.



Stop watering down the beer!



Is the internet down or something?



I have a feeling that isn't going to end well...



From a visit to the Imperial War Museum last week.



Finished with that little diversion?



Home stretch for me, not quite for Ben. We had a nice chat. The subject of Enigma came up; he used to live next to Mr Enigma himself.



Yeah, let's go with that.

Knights Who Say Ni
« Reply #106 on: February 25, 2026 »
Yesterday I felt like a castle was in order. You don't really need a reason, but I had one: it was time for another photo op.

Like all the best castles, security was tight. "Do you mind if I bring my bike inside?" "We'd rather you didn't – [paraphrasing here] – "it might give people the idea they can bring their bikes inside. Will your photos be strictly for personal use?" [Spot the loophole] "Yes."



I'm an honourable man, so this particular castle shall remain nameless to keep the impressionable cycling hoards at bay and me out of the dungeon.


My dream would of course be to haul my bike to the top,



but I wasn't stupid enough


to ask, or try on the sly after they'd quickly lost interest in me. 



As I didn't even get permission to water my steed at the well at the foot of the southwest tower, the passageway down a negligible flight of stairs being adjudged too narrow for health & safety, I contented myself with a stunningly artistic shot overlooking the moat.



I was clearly in a mood, so next visited the friendly neighbourhood pyramid down the road.



(Do what you must, then ask for forgiveness later if necessary.)



Still smarting from being barred from the well, I made the final stop of my ride another small body of water.


Ciao cagnolino
Spinone Italiano @ 11 o'clock. I'm kicking myself for not getting a shot of Isabel collecting his fur from the ground after a pet,


which would have been the il bacio dello chef.
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Day: complete. Except for the ride home after sunset, when my emergency front light – I hadn't planned on being out that late – promptly conked out. Which was fun, but not as fun as this: