Author Topic: Classifieds

sam

Classifieds
« on: February 12, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Genuine folly built to 'Mad' Jack Fuller's specifications in the early 19th century on a scenic spot in the East Sussex Weald.



Must remain in situ. Buyer will be given a handsome certificate of authenticity and receipt, to be treasured and admired by history lovers.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2022 »
WTB
This Van Nicholas Yukon with horizontal dropouts, brought to my attention by a good samaritan.



I might change out the forks, but otherwise, be still my heart.

Unfortunately it already sold.


sam

Classifieds
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Collection of large implements.



These two come as a set, one with teeth, the other presumably for gumming the land. May interest those with an allotment (check size first). Apparently abandoned near our house, so I’m claiming finders keepers.


Cow scratcher


Marshmallow roaster

All best offer. Buyer must collect.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Viewing platform to watch the parade of rural life. Crop circles, sheep movements, see it all.


sam

Classifieds
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2022 »
WTB
The good life. Or at least a honking big generator for the next time we fall off the grid.

From Friday morning till Monday evening we three



were holed up waiting for the lights to come back on.

At first we weren't too worried. We've had lots of power cuts over the years. They never last as long as that horror show in Scotland late last year. Our previous record was 17 hours: mighty annoying, but the price we pay for living on the fringes of society down here in East Sussex. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

The contents of the fridge lost their appeal. Tinned supplies and cereal became our entire food pyramid. Gustatory boredom rapidly set in.

As the hours started piling on along with robes and coats, annoyance with UK Power Network (no matter how many thousands of faults they had to deal with) turned to worry. What if it got too cold for Chompsky? Rabbits can of course deal with low temps, but if normally kept indoors they need to acclimate. We kept a close eye on on the thermometer, watching as it began its slow slide down the 50s as the sun went down. I read aloud to entertain us.



Estimates for when this would be sorted were inconsistent, with the time/date online not usually matching that given by an operator. The lights flickered to life on a few occasions, the longest for 15 minutes, which was enough to quickly fill a hot water bottle. The internet couldn't decide on 4G, 3G, or E. Really looking forward to when the landline/ye olde broadband is retired… And the evenings and the mornings were the second and third days.

Phones, laptops, and torches (all usb powered of course) began to finally run out of juice even as the hoppy one binkied near the long disused fireplace – what do you know, he was enjoying the cool regime! We ordered a bit of new food, and prepared to collect our devices for recharging at a pavilion being manned down the road by a vicar, really not wanting to mingle with other unfortunates even though Covid has just about officially gone away. The vicar was also giving out candles from his "secret stash", our stash only being of the birthday variety.

Finally at hour 79¾, with the car and its dreamy heater beckoning, offer of hotel turned down because of bunny & chain,

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the lights came on and stayed on. Celebrations were in order. We're lucky; others nearby are still waiting, and may be for another day or two or more. Some are even without fresh water because pumps are out of action.


That's a big help thanks

A cheque is due from the power company which is already mostly earmarked for mitigations for future events. The chimney may be getting a sweep. As for generators, a Jackery is probably in the cards: it can run on solar. The Goods would be pleased.

Updates:
- Leccy briefly went AWOL again. We're not out of the woods yet.
- "probably in the cards" since downgraded to "a possibility." How soon they forget.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Chain stretcher


It's working!

Invaluable for singlespeeders in need of a magic gear with a chain just shy of the magic length.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2022 »
FOR SALE
V-Brake calipers



Short version helpfully shown for scale

Comes with a covenant: not to be used on the Sabbath – bike or weekend day – as original owner was very religious and took the IVth Commandment seriously.

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Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the LORD your God. In it you shall not do any work, you, or your son, or your daughter, your male servant, or your female servant, or your livestock, or the sojourner who is within your gates. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.

There a NO exceptions for working on your bike, or your servant's bike. Expect a severe smiting if you caress an Allen key with longing.

Serious offers only please.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Hen's teeth. They don't photograph well.

Placeholders-Я-Us

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Brake levers


Mate available by separate treaty

Very uncomfortable, so I have placed a curse on them: you'd have to be OK with this. Should your hands whither away, caveat emptor. Also, cash not wanted, only willing to barter. Take an inventory and tell me what you've got.

sam

Classifieds
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2022 »
FOR SALE
Spare parts



One man's clutter is another's treasure.

PRICE
I haven't been putting prices, as everything is up for negotiation, but I would definitely like one (1) gold doubloon for the lot. This in particular has great sentimental value:



Catalogue item is hex lever of immediately uncertain size, affixed to rounded chainring bolt with loctite. Comes with backstory.