Author Topic: Classifieds

sam · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2022 »

WANTED
This feeling

Weeki Wachee Spring, Toni Frissell

sam · « **Reply #21 on:** April 06, 2022 »

ADOPT AN ALPACA

Comes with personalised adoption certificate and a video of "your" alpaca prancing about in delight at having a new benefactor.

sam · « **Reply #22 on:** April 07, 2022 »

RABBIT HIRE
Trained to assist in photo shoots

sam · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2022 »

FOR SALE
Foolproof disguise

Vote twice in the next election!

sam · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2022 »

FOR SALE
180 metre tall tyre lever

sam · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2022 »

FOR SALE
Classic tech

Or does it only think it thinks like a man? One for the Turing test, methinks.

sam · « **Reply #26 on:** April 12, 2022 »

FREE TYRE INFLATION
Drop your bike by my place at a convenient time, come back later and I'll have your tyres freshly inflated to your specifications, give or take. Let me know if you have a pump preference.

(Personally I'd advise my current Joe Blow, not pictured, otherwise I can't guarantee all the air you've asked for. But some people swear by the air of a particular pump, and I like to be accommodating.)

It's good to give back to the community.

sam · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2022 »

Due to fierce competition from Brixton Cycles,

I'm going to up my offer in the post above: you can also choose the rag to wipe down your bike. They'll look roughly like these.

shadow · « **Reply #28 on:** June 10, 2022 »

FOR SALE

Lovely but dirty (yes I know, who'd have thought it?) Spanish carbon frame.
Awaiting parts and TLC.
Note cracked non-drive side seat stay. A professional repairer has stated it can be repaired in exchange for large amounts of ££, $$ or €€.
Make an offer.

sam · « **Reply #29 on:** June 10, 2022 »

In the absence of further details I'm forced to conclude the frame was cracked by a monstrous beast when you threw it into his jaws to make good your escape.