Hello cruel world

[The Freewheeler]

[I recently reregistered at CycleChat after getting banned last year. So much for New Member Introductions, where I posted the following except for the obvious.]

Have I come to the right place?

[The Freewheeler]

Dear mods,

I am prepared to immediately turn myself in as the notorious anothersam (though I prefer this username). I was banned almost two years ago for crimes against inanity, with a side order of flounciness. My lawyer Saul Goodman can provide links to my crimes (which are many), if necessary.

I believe I can be an asset to this community, especially by adding more bunny pictures.



I do have good qualities, including an aptitude for irony and a respect for my elders, of which there are fewer every year.

I just bought a new titanium frame and would like to chat about my foolishness.

Can I stay, please?

The Freewheeler

[The Freewheeler]

I note that I've just been awarded a trophy.



That's got to count for something, right?

[The Freewheeler]

[Pale Rider]

Getting banned is threatening to turn into a hobby.

Still reeling from what had happened across the road, and not quite ready to give up the dream of wasting my life, I tried again in the hope of eventually being gaining entry to the promised land, in search of fresh thrills. As another witless wonder puts it in his sig,

Sense of humour failure is epidemic.



Advice I've gotten more than once in my life:


Just stop.



Deserve's got nothing to do with it