Gender: the movie tie-in

[Pale Rider]

Companion to the post where I asked you to imagine the epic CycleChat/NACA thread without agoniste AuroraSaab.

Gender again Starring:

AuroraSaab as Skyler White
Notoriously disliked even though she was a decent character.

Monkers as Jackie Torrence

Multitool as Don Logan
Showed enough self-awareness to choose Ian Beale as his current avatar

but I'm the casting director here. Having previously settled on the Joker

today I'm going to suggest:

(Can you believe they didn't include "insinuendo" in a best of compilation?)

Classic33 as Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunne (I think he can handle both)
with AndyRM as understudy, Bromptonaut as mentor.

(Almost everyone from Cycling UK showed up for that casting call.)

Newfhouse as Caveman
This was a suggestion from my wife, sort of. I mentioned how earlier in the thread newfhouse claimed his mind wasn't made up, and how I think it's usually bollocks when people say that, whereupon she promptly grunted, imitating a caveman trying to make up his mind about something.

Icowden as Robin:
Theclaud helped with this. At first I wasn't sure if it was entirely fair, but as he is an unrepentant enabler of monkers, I rest easy.

Theclaud as Cara Dune:

Unkraut as Repent Motherfucker Woman:
OK, this one's a joke. The pertinent bit is here. I had forgotted that one of these whackjobs had broken the guy's sign then shouted "He's got a weapon!"

Jowwy as The Dictator:
Jowwy hasn't contributed much. But I had to use this clip.

Ian H as Christian Szell
Because he tortures me by being painfully obtooth (geddit?) when I expected better from him.

What's good for the goose: yours truly as Wilson's only friend:

Almost forgot! The (The) Wizard of Oz:
No heart? No brain? No courage? Attack monkeys? A witch and a brave girl? The question becomes who doesn't this cover.

More material for the storyboard: