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[Mehitabel]

A random thread for small things that don't really warrant a thread of their own

Apparently I just won a trip to New York. Given that I hate the US and am not particularly fond of Americans, is there anything interesting to do there? Or should I just give the ticket away, there seem to be a lot of jealous people around for some odd reason.

[archy]

what did the ugly brit say
to the ugly american

can i hold your bud light

[Mehitabel]

Dunwich Dynamo

Thank you grams.
Very informative.

A Freewheeling Manifesto et al

[crickets]

Caption it #2025

“So, as Jemima is demonstrating, she is now in the hole and if you look carefully, you’ll notice that - crucially - she has STOPPED DIGGING.

It’s just an idea we had.”

[archy]

blanked again o me o my
the dull run it is then
been there shunned that

the only failing is not to try
it is what separates mouse from man
this is like being stared at by a cat

theirs is not to reason why
digging upward is easier than
pulling a rabbit from a hat

[Mehitabel]

Masters,
After repeated warnings about non-excellence, I am locking this thread for a period of one Tatooine cojoined solar orbit, which happens to be the same as one Earth month.

[archy]

make up your minds
moderated or un
not that it matters to me
i have moved on
from that pretence of a dialogue
locked tongues open up minds even more
silly people

[Mehitabel]

Why did you buy your bike?

In response to the OP.
Because they wouldn't give me them.

[archy]

to bump or not to bump
not would have been the better choice here
maybe read past the headline

[Mehitabel]

Super-Twat

citoyen: No idea who Emma Duncan is - beyond the fact that she is clearly deserving of instant election to the ST pantheon...
https://twitter.com/greg_jenner/status/1669619978406952961?s=20
Mr Larrington: Mr Google says she write for The Times
citoyen: Yes, it was always going to be one of the Times, Tele or M**l but I didn't care enough to find out which.
JonBuoy: I think the two words in the bottom right hand corner of the image that you linked to were a bit of a giveaway.
citoyen: Er… oh yeah! I didn’t bother reading that far. I’d already seen enough.

[archy]

just another hit and run
ho hum
i have seen enough too
but we all have a job
mine is holding the mirror
being the fairest one of all
is rather a chore