Author Topic: To whom it may concern

sam

To whom it may concern
« on: October 24, 2023 »

Nicht für nichts



Thanks for your interest in lot #115444170113. While this may not be a "bargain" like some, you can buy with confidence that it is the genuine article. As a special offer available only to certifiable NACF members, I will include an unframed Gag Order upon receipt of monies.



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Apologies, but I'm afraid I can only reply to direct messages on eBay if there's genuine interest in acquisition. A small selection:

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Thanx for a good start of my day

(You should also charge for your writing and salesmanship)

Just between us, that's all I'm charging for. The item itself comes gratis.

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Me mam is 5 feet 3 wud this fit her?

I'm sure it could be further customised.

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Does this come with the road cone?

No, that would be extra.

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WTF? I really hope you find someone rich enough, and also stupid enough to buy this. Respect for the attempt. Let me know if it sells.... I have loads of priceless tat I need to sell also.

Tat only gets you rich enough to purchase my art if you sell in volume.

sam

Basket case
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2024 »


Hurry while supplies last.

sam

People want this
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2024 »

sam

The art of the sale
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2024 »
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Just wanted to let you know that I’ve applied for arts council funding so that I can buy this.

Best one yet.

Going, going...
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2024 »
Far from gone, but this is intriguing:

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Hi, would you consider a sensible offer for this frame? I have an idea of how to put it back together but I’m not about to spend £3k to find out if it works! Thanks

We'll see how close he comes to its sentimental value.


Plus I use it as a level

sam

Going, going...
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2024 »
@ £200, not even close, but it's the thought that counts. Tbh that's about what I expected; anything more would have frankly been odd.


"Odd."

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