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To whom it may concern
sam:
Nicht für nichts
Thanks for your interest in lot #115444170113. While this may not be a "bargain" like some, you can buy with confidence that it is the genuine article. As a special offer available only to certifiable NACF members, I will include an unframed Gag Order upon receipt of monies.
Contact seller
Apologies, but I'm afraid I can only reply to direct messages on eBay if there's genuine interest in acquisition. A small selection:
--- Quote ---Thanx for a good start of my day
(You should also charge for your writing and salesmanship)
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Just between us, that's all I'm charging for. The item itself comes gratis.
--- Quote ---Me mam is 5 feet 3 wud this fit her?
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I'm sure it could be further customised.
--- Quote ---Does this come with the road cone?
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No, that would be extra.
--- Quote ---WTF? I really hope you find someone rich enough, and also stupid enough to buy this. Respect for the attempt. Let me know if it sells.... I have loads of priceless tat I need to sell also.
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Tat only gets you rich enough to purchase my art if you sell in volume.
sam:
Hurry while supplies last.
sam:
Yet still they resist.
sam:
--- Quote ---Just wanted to let you know that I’ve applied for arts council funding so that I can buy this.
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Best one yet.
sam010walker:
Far from gone, but this is intriguing:
--- Quote from: genuinely interested party ---Hi, would you consider a sensible offer for this frame? I have an idea of how to put it back together but I’m not about to spend £3k to find out if it works! Thanks
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We'll see how close he comes to its sentimental value.
Plus I use it as a level
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