Nicht für nichts
Thanks for your interest in
lot #115444170113. While this may not be a "bargain"
like some, you can buy with confidence that it is the genuine article. As a special offer available only to certifiable NACF members, I will include an unframed Gag Order upon receipt of monies.
Contact sellerApologies, but I'm afraid I can only reply to direct messages on eBay if there's genuine interest in acquisition. A small selection:
Thanx for a good start of my day
(You should also charge for your writing and salesmanship)
Just between us, that's all I'm charging for. The item itself comes gratis.
Me mam is 5 feet 3 wud this fit her?
I'm sure it could be further customised.
Does this come with the road cone?
No, that would be extra.
WTF? I really hope you find someone rich enough, and also stupid enough to buy this. Respect for the attempt. Let me know if it sells.... I have loads of priceless tat I need to sell also.
Tat only gets you rich enough to purchase my art if you sell in volume.
