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--- Quote ---I've just checked NACF's stats. Not too bad, if I do say so myself:



It helps that we don't require a pulse to register.
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She's trouble.  We banned her from here after she started agitating for a Universal Declaration of Forum Members' Rights, such as the right to ignore Jaded and the right to post "chain's a bit slack" in response to everything in the Gallery, even if it's a photo of Wowbagger's dinner.
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FDR:
That sounds like her. She had a 'playful' side little reported in the press that drove me to drink, the Prohibition era excepted {wink}. Whenever my wheelchair had a mechanical I could be sure she was behind it.



She once pushed me to the top of Capitol Hill, then turned me around and let go, causing me to crash into my Secret Service detail and topple them like ten-pins. She slipped legislation into the New Deal to include "Free pies for all, except fat people," which nearly got passed into law before a sharp-eyed intern caught it. She played fetch with my beloved Fala using water balloons. She had a novelty dime made with a grossly indecent engraving on the tails side – think Black Mirror.



She used to send my fans this 8x10 glossy in lieu of my official portrait, signing it herself in a big flowery script:



When I was elected on this very day in 1932, she publicly joked that she'd voted for the other guy ("I love my Hoover!"), but I'm pretty sure she wasn't kidding. To top it off, when it turned out she liked dames, she refused to invite any of them home for a threesome. I was seriously in danger of my own Great Depression.


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And Eleanor's cooking.

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