We're now offering Titanium, Steel, and Aluminium levels of membership. Sorry carbon fibre lovers, you’re not on the periodic table.
ALUMINIUM– Personalised experience with your username appearing near the top of the page when logged in
– The ability to
like posts in your head
– Ruble for your thoughts
STEELEverything included with Aluminium, plus:– Exclusive Velosolo Club events, if you so choose
– Unlimited aphorisms
TITANIUMEverything included with Aluminium and Steel, plus:– Virtual Certificate of Completeness more or less suitable for framing
frame not included– We'll put you first in a very long queue for a jersey:
(Artist credit. We're not animals.)– A date with a cosmo girl
Or guy. We can't guarantee sex.