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sam:


"Still not phone friendly?"
"Nyet."
"That doesn't mean we can't be."

sam:


It’s beyond my capabilities to make the necessary alterations, and my tech guy is out of action indefinitely.

My go-to rationalisation is that the site isn’t best viewed on a phone anyway. Squinting at lovingly photophopped images is bad for the eyes. That, and touchscreens are the devil's handiwork: words are meant to be typed on keyboards with actual keys.



That none of this is of any consequence does not deter me from posting about it.

sam:
We're now offering Titanium, Steel, and Aluminium levels of membership. Sorry carbon fibre lovers, you’re not on the periodic table.

ALUMINIUM
– Personalised experience with your username appearing near the top of the page when logged in
– The ability to like posts in your head
– Ruble for your thoughts



STEEL
Everything included with Aluminium, plus:
– Exclusive Velosolo Club events, if you so choose
– Unlimited aphorisms



TITANIUM
Everything included with Aluminium and Steel, plus:
– Certificate of Completeness more or less suitable for framing

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