Author Topic: Scenes at the museum

sam

Scenes at the museum
« on: March 18, 2019 »
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Always with the drama


Whatever's going on, it doesn't look dishwasher safe


Praying for a happy ending


Don't lose these, I don't have spares


This is never going to come out


Catholic bouncy castle (when Jesus died for our sins, that included sacrilege)


Ensuring Bessie is milked on time


Who knew they could pounce


Potter's field of dreams


This is a prime example of the artist's bucolic period


If you're not going to put this on Instagram please leave


Guardian Soulmates attract dictionary pics


If C-3PO had a cycle of rebirth


A fight broke out over who was fairest of them all


He'd made the mistake of asking for a close shave


For "Pubic Transport" substitute "A Streetcar Named Desire”. See? Sometimes censors have good ideas.


Benny never forgot which B he was


Modern art: nothing to be afraid of


Make a painting in your head. These are the colours you can use. You have until the metronomes stop.


Not every exhibit is ready for fame


Always have an exit plan


There's even art in the walls. At first they thought it was mice.


The lion doesn't sleep tonight


Ever since Pulp Fiction you could never just put a sock in it anymore


My only half unserious interpretation of this is that the packing material is symbolic of the fragility of easter eggs


Questioning how meaning and value are assigned through the authority of institutions? Check.

Please don’t leave disappointed that I didn’t get a picture of Batman undergoing a tragi-comic makeover.


If somebody doesn't call building maintenance this problem is just going to get worse

sam

Scenes at the museum
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2019 »

Anticipating the next Facebook notification


Why do I get the feeling this is a promotion without a raise


"YOU HAD ME AT HOW GREAT THOU ART"


Written notice from the council to keep the noise down


He's going to need a little trim


Thank you madam, but I just stick a straw in the hump


All of us, at one time or another


If he kept offering the bullies flowers he was going to keep getting beat up


Heads, you really lose


Getting new shoes from the blacksmith


Now that you’ve asked nicely, I’m happy to do the dishes


Two's company, three's crowd control


Not going to miss the delivery man again


He’s probably more afraid of you than you are of him


"You're going to have to try harder than that to scare m–" said the blind man


Advertising for guys with big brains on the dating site


How they suck you in

sam

Scenes at the museum
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2019 »
My first visit to the recently reopened Wellcome Galleries in the Science Museum.

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Those familiar with the venue may remember the previous Medicine Galleries. Perched as an afterthought, in what felt like the museum's attic space, this was an old-fashioned place of aged wooden cabinets, which were themselves something of an exhibit. Quite magical in their own way, but hardly appealing to a diverse, modern audience.  Londonist

The old place was wonderfully atmospheric, well worth the climb. The new place is more... antiseptic. It's also very much open plan – big enough to fly a plane through, as you'll see.



The best bike for the bonk


Some assembly required


I have it on good authority the process was shortened by exactly 12 parsecs


Keep doing that and you're going to end up a bookmark


Stop looking at me


Think of a number but don't tell me what it is


Psychiatrists' sampler


Dr Frankenstein's lunch box


They wore their wellies till the end


The facts of life


Are you sure you want that second opinion?


Our lady of perpetual fire hazard



Nurse, get this man to a larger scale model room, stat


The games at the old gift shop could've been cheerier


For some reason the ad campaign for the pharmacy wasn't working


Turn your head and <cough cough cough>


Man Flu outbreak


At least that would explain my weird cravings


Why they don't allow minors on submarines


Casting call for the Tin Man


RoboDoc


Medical grade cappuccino maker for the canteen


There's got to be an easier way of keeping your breath minty fresh


Finding a NHS dentist bites


I don't need another sweet tooth, thanks


In case you fall off your folder


If the brain is a sex organ, this must be the G-spot


Experience gifts for Christmas have gone too far