Author Topic: Scenes at the museum

sam

Scenes at the museum
« on: March 18, 2019 »
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Always with the drama


Whatever's going on, it doesn't look dishwasher safe


Praying for a happy ending


Don't lose these, I don't have spares


This is never going to come out


Catholic bouncy castle (when Jesus died for our sins, that included sacrilege)


Ensuring Bessie is milked on time


Who knew they could pounce


Potter's field of dreams


This is a prime example of the artist's bucolic period


If you're not going to put this on Instagram please leave


Guardian Soulmates attract dictionary pics


If C-3PO had a cycle of rebirth


A fight broke out over who was fairest of them all


He'd made the mistake of asking for a close shave


For "Pubic Transport" substitute "A Streetcar Named Desire”. See? Sometimes censors have good ideas.


Benny never forgot which B he was


Modern art: nothing to be afraid of


Make a painting in your head. These are the colours you can use. You have until the metronomes stop.


Not every exhibit is ready for fame


Always have an exit plan


There's even art in the walls. At first they thought it was mice.


The lion doesn't sleep tonight


Ever since Pulp Fiction you could never just put a sock in it anymore


My only half unserious interpretation of this is that the packing material is symbolic of the fragility of easter eggs


Questioning how meaning and value are assigned through the authority of institutions? Check.

Please don’t leave disappointed that I didn’t get a picture of Batman undergoing a tragi-comic makeover.


If somebody doesn't call building maintenance this problem is just going to get worse

sam

Scenes at the museum
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2019 »

Anticipating the next Facebook notification


Why do I get the feeling this is a promotion without a raise


"YOU HAD ME AT HOW GREAT THOU ART"


Written notice from the council to keep the noise down


He's going to need a little trim


Thank you madam, but I just stick a straw in the hump


All of us, at one time or another


If he kept offering the bullies flowers he was going to keep getting beat up


Heads, you really lose


Getting new shoes from the blacksmith


Now that you’ve asked nicely, I’m happy to do the dishes


Two's company, three's crowd control


Not going to miss the delivery man again


He’s probably more afraid of you than you are of him


"You're going to have to try harder than that to scare m–" said the blind man


Advertising for guys with big brains on the dating site


How they suck you in