Author Topic: Scenes at the museum

sam

Scenes at the museum
« on: March 18, 2019 »
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Always with the drama


Whatever's going on, it doesn't look dishwasher safe


Praying for a happy ending


Don't lose these, I don't have spares


This is never going to come out


Catholic bouncy castle (when Jesus died for our sins, that included sacrilege)


Ensuring Bessie is milked on time


Who knew they could pounce


Potter's field of dreams


This is a prime example of the artist's bucolic period


If you're not going to put this on Instagram please leave


Guardian Soulmates attract dictionary pics


If C-3PO had a cycle of rebirth


A fight broke out over who was fairest of them all


He'd made the mistake of asking for a close shave


For "Pubic Transport" substitute "A Streetcar Named Desire”. See? Sometimes censors have good ideas.


Benny never forgot which B he was


Modern art: nothing to be afraid of


Make a painting in your head. These are the colours you can use. You have until the metronomes stop.


Not every exhibit is ready for fame


Always have an exit plan


There's even art in the walls. At first they thought it was mice.


The lion doesn't sleep tonight


Ever since Pulp Fiction you could never just put a sock in it anymore


My only half unserious interpretation of this is that the packing material is symbolic of the fragility of easter eggs


Questioning how meaning and value are assigned through the authority of institutions? Check.

Please don’t leave disappointed that I didn’t get a picture of Batman undergoing a tragi-comic makeover.


If somebody doesn't call building maintenance this problem is just going to get worse

sam

Scenes at the museum
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2019 »
Today's mission: The Petrie Museum of Egyptian Archaeology, part of University College London.


You are where?


A fire extinguisher is probably better protection than a sphynx


OMG, I forgot to go to TripAdvisor first. This must be how Victorian explorers felt.


Speaking of Victorian.
Seriously, I'm fine with old fashioned, pile 'em high displays of artefacts. Still mourn the pre-revamped Room 33 at the British Museum.


If Richard Francis Burton had had one of these, his researches into erotica would’ve gone much faster


Somebody throw a doily over them, quick. (I didn't go looking for this, I just followed the groove in the floor.)


"This is going in my TripAdvisor review."


Instructions for making a Nile cruiser


Lid doesn’t fit the jar? That’s some sloppy work, people.


When a good fashion idea came along, both hatmakers and architects scrambled for it


Has puzzled caption writers for millennia


You look green, this should settle your stomach


Captured for all eternity: that first date


Going to grandma's meant dusting her shabti collection


and she always knew when you broke something


Hearing aide


You have to be in it to win it


If only I’d married my brother, rather than the boy next door, I could’ve ended up in a pyramid instead


Is there anything else I can get you before I return to my fantasy slave girl duties?


Before cat videos


The gift that says you cared enough to plunder a grave