Author Topic: Just the facts

sam

Just the facts
« on: May 15, 2012 »
Name: Sam
Age: Aquarius
Marital status: I still do
Allergies: Scratchy labels inside clothes
Greatest fault: Hidden depths
Dietary preferences: Vegan with a blind spot for honey
Subscriptions: None, though I may pick up The Leeds Leek if I find one on the train
Hobbies: Reading (or not), travel, psychiatry, photographic interpretation services,



and obviously, posting.

Bicycle census: Latest count
Cycling CV: E2E1, E2E2, Ditchling Beacon x3 and other great British hills, freewheeler
Charter member of Cyclists Anonymous
Unexplained employment gap: Those years spent as a columnist for cycling magazines
Worst off: Getting off my bike to help at an accident scene

What the papers will say: "He wasn't wearing a helmet, didn't have his hands on the handlebars, and had Dylan turned up too loud on his iPod. While any of those could have killed him instantly, it was actually the bottle of champagne that slipped from the hand of a passenger in a Virgin balloon that dispatched him."