Meet Greg and Rachel, recruited on the spot as models.
"999? We've got a bad break here."Greg was giving his sister a tour of the hills which surround nacf HQ when I drove past them, or rather, held back until it was safe, as there wasn't room on the narrow lane. This earned me a wave of thanks from Rachel. As soon as I saw them I thought of the titanium artefact on board and how nice it would be to have it framed by a pair of cyclists.
It may not surprise you to learn that being approached by a man holding most but not all of a bicycle piqued their curiosity. It was show and tell time.
We are all broken. That's how the light gets in, said Hemingway. Which is my way of trying to add literary heft here.

We didn't discuss their childhood, but I'm guessing they played tug of war.

You can use the headtube as a telescope, if you install a telescope. (The
Brightling Observatory is nearby; what a pity I didn't get it in the background.)

He let me see one he's having made using, if memory serves, Kryptonite.

His Condor had a little problem. See if you can spot it.

With any luck you're not in the club.