how dull is helen let me count the ways
she is dull to the depth that she has no depth
has no perceptible soul nor a mind with breadth
should dumb & dumber go looking for dumbest of all
count her in like flynn at that casting call
if golgafrinchan ark fleet ship b needs a captain
well you get the idea she is up for that action
she is totally without a scintilla of grace
when it comes to charm shes without a trace
arts and entertainment are beyond her ken
her barb earned her
this from a rusty pen
i could go on and on and on some more
her lack of redeeming qualities being the stuff of lore
but fun as its been it is time to end this
as a parting gift for the short of
shrift have a necklace
