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sam

20 Questions with Ron
« on: June 24, 2024 »

Is there something you want to tell us?

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I saw it at such an impressionable age that now I HAVE to live inside walls.

Re: 20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2024 »
First, some background for young readers: In the 1970s, the television selection was quite limited compared to today. You had the three major networks on the VHF network. That was where the money was and where the eyeballs were. (There was also a handful of local and public television options on the UHF network, but nothing you would talk about at school the next day.) So you had ABC, NBC, and CBS. That was it. Also, we got our news on printed newspapers. One day a week, the paper would include a local TV guide. So you knew exactly what was going to be on at what time and on what station. Summaries of the shows and movies were helpfully included.

So when I was in sixth grade (I remember in was sixth grade because Lauren K-- sat behind me) I was going through the TV guide one week and saw a movie called Bad Ronald. As a Ronald, this caught my attention. I read the summary and was intrigued.

As the commercials for the movie started airing I wasn't happy with the casting of my namesake. But I kept my hopes up. I tried to casually bring up the movie in conversation, hoping to persuade some classsmates to watch it. I think most parents sensibly prevented their impressionable, just barely adolescent kids from watching. There was at least one scene where Ronald snuck into a hidden space at the back of his closet where he listened to psychedelic music surrounded by trippy lighting. Parents would have known he was high; I just assumed he found the music comforting.

The day after was a disappointment. Few classmates watched. The aforementioned Lauren asked a few perfunctory questions about the plot. The existence of a prime time movie with my name in the title didn't appear to change her opinion of me.

So I have two online personae with a disparaging adjective in front of my one of my names, both taken from cultural references - Bad Ronald and Cruel Coulter. I'll have to do some looking to find an adjective in front of my middle name that more faithfully describes me. Aging Arthur? Unambitious Arthur? Accommodating Arthur?

sam

20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2024 »
Another backgrounder: Ron and I met at a college newspaper in Ohio, where he knew me as a budding columnist and a vending machine thief (the inspiration for VendMePlease), and I knew him as a fellow listener of Dylan and a practitioner of the sacred art of copyediting. He works at NASA.

I'll have to do some looking to find an adjective in front of my middle name that more faithfully describes me. Aging Arthur? Unambitious Arthur? Accommodating Arthur?

This is the first Arthur that comes to mind –


but I've never seen you in a top hat. [Note that Ron is a connoisseur of whiskey, and as far as I'm aware can hold his liquor just fine. Also, I haven't paid attention to the fact 'whisky' has two different spellings until just now.]

Say you've just won a trip. Your choice: the moon or New York City. Where would you prefer to go?

Bonus question: do the vending machines at NASA have cool freeze-dried snacks?


Re: 20 Questions with Ron Reply #2
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2024 »
The problem with the moon is it's strictly BYOB and the cell service is pretty spotty.

The problem with a trip to New York City is the Cross Bronx Expressway. I have spent many miserable hours on that stretch of road. I was shocked to learn it's all the fault of one man. So I suppose I would pick NYC on the condition that I could take Amtrak and public transportation/walking. And I'm sorry to say this on a cycling forum, but bikes are not option for me in any city, village, or hamlet with a population of over roughly 500.

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Bonus question: do the vending machines at NASA have cool freeze-dried snacks?

Vending machine technology - like television - has come a long way since our youthful adventures at BGSU. NASA's machines are quite impregnable. But they do take ApplePay. You can get freeze-dried ice cream at the gift shop. I have not found Tang on the shelves, however.

Tech support question
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2024 »
Could you please activate support for tables?

sam

20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2024 »
Unfortunately my technical expertise doesn't extend beyond getting someone else to do the dirty work, i.e., coding, and my guy isn't available at the snap of my fingers. This is an extremely bespoke version of SMF, which complicates things...

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I have spent many miserable hours on that stretch of road. I was shocked to learn it's all the fault of one man.

Great book (which I've actually read, rather than contemplated until it just went away).

What were your favourite books growing up, did they influence you, and did you suggest them to your kids?


But I don't want to be a boy detective, dad.

Re: 20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2024 »
Like all boys from 10-14, I read my share of Hardy Boys books as a kid. I think my son read a few. My daughters, however, preferred Nancy Drew. How sharper than a serpent's tooth.

Once while reading to the kids, I had a madeleine moment when I came across this illustration in Watty Piper's The Little Engine that Could:



When I came to that page, I vividly remembered it from my own childhood and how much the expressions on the lollipop "faces" disturbed me. Apparently I'm not the only one, judging by the comments.

P.S., my compliments to you on having finished The Power Broker.

sam

20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2024 »

Which Grateful Dead Songs should I avoid? Your unbucket list.

click for my least favourite Monty Python sketch

Hidden under a spoiler so as not to make lurkers queasy. I'm thoughtful that way.
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While searching for an appropriate video I also came across this:


233k views and 303 comments. For a girl's reaction to someone throwing up. The Princess Leia neck pillow does make it marginally more interesting. Meanwhile, my triumph 'Hitler hires a collaborator' has stalled at 102 views.


'Larkinesque' has only managed to double that.


'Chair inspector' currently stands at 47...


which is only one more viewing than the blip on the screen that is 'handsfree'.


So another question, in the form of a lament, is: why have a dearth of people of taste and discernment abandoned me? Or more properly, why have they never found me? [Unsure about the grammar here. - Ed.]

You can take those as rhetorical. Apologies for the extended attack of ruefulness you inadvertently inspired.

PS. Why are Will and Conan in El Greco format? You don't have to answer that either, but perhaps a lurker will know and keep it to him or herself, being a lurker and all.

Re: 20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2024 »
I'm going to need some time to process all the videos you posted. Reactions/comments to follow. Somewhere along the line I saw a question about the Grateful Dead. I'm going to borrow a trick from American presidential debates and tell a marginally related story.

Background

In my youth I didn't pay much attention to the Grateful Dead. Casey Jones and Truckin' were regular fare on WMMS but they never grabbed me. When I got to Bowling Green I saw a guy who lived on the same floor who looked likely to party. We talked and my suspicions were confirmed. We became friends and eventually shared the downstairs of an off-campus house at 306 Frazee.

Bob had a huge record collection but he didn't listen to the Grateful Dead studio recordings all that much. What he loved were the live recordings.

For those of you who don't know the Grateful Dead subculture, their live shows were incredibly popular. (Some of the surviving members can still pack a stadium when they grab the likes of John Mayer and put on a show as Dead and Company.) Before there was Phish and Pearl Jam, the Dead were the original jam band. They had no setlist. One of the musicians would start to play a song and the others would fall in. I'm not a musician; I don't know how they do it. The concerts had a flow. The first set was generally more lively. The second set featured long instrumental breaks and always a drum session known as Space. This was a legacy from their early psychedelic years in the Haight Ashbury area. (Old joke: Why does the Grateful Dead have two drummers? In case one falls asleep.)

Because no two Dead shows were alike, fans sought recordings of these, and a gray market industry was born. The history of Dead fans and their tape trading is the subject of an enjoyable 99% Invisible podcast. As the podcast describes, these bootleg recordings were often of dubious quality to begin with, and then they were copied and copied and copied. In our digital age, copies of copies are no problem. Unless you're using lossy compression. But I digress. The point being, in the analog world, each copy degrades and loses some of the original quality. In the end you have a tape with more hiss than hits.

So my first real immersion into the music of the Grateful Dead was a bunch of crappy sounding cassettes played at high volume. I wasn't excited. But we drank beer and got high and I would eventually pick a record from his vast collection, put it on, and shut off the tape player. We got along well and he introduced me to other Deadheads he had somehow managed to find on a midwestern state school campus surrounded by cornfields.

Brendan
Our group consisted of Bob and his roommate Mike, Jeff and Greg from nearby Waterville, OH, a guy from the east suburbs of Cleveland named Rich, and me. Except for me, they had all seen the Dead multiple times in multiple states. But there were legends, practically whispered, of a guy named Brendan who had seen the Dead more than anyone. He was rumored to have a massive collection of cassettes. He was indisputably the Biggest Deadhead on Campus.

But Brendan was elusive. He allegedly was rarely on campus because he was off at Dead shows. None of our whole sick crew ever met him. Finally Greg managed to get a dorm number from a classmate who knew Brendan. An introduction was made through intermediaries. A meeting was arranged.

Expectations were high. I envisioned a dark room with black lights, posters covering the walls, incense burning. Brendan jovially sharing a bong full of California sinsemilla with his new friends. Some obscure early '70s recording of Dark Star playing.

Instead we found the room brightly lit with the overhead fluorescents. Brendan was lying on his bunked bed. Word had gotten to us he wasn't feeling well. He barely acknowledged us. He was listening to Squeeze.

Our ambassador Greg did the talking. They exchanged some pleasantries. Finally Greg got the nerve to suggest that Squeeze was an unexpected musical choice. Brendan got testy: "Time Magazine said that Chris Difford and Glen Tilbrook are the greatest songwriters since Lennon and McCartney."

We left shortly after that. No tapes were exchanged. No joints were shared.

Coda
I saw Brendan one more time at a reggae show featuring Carlos Jones. A woman with long blonde hair was dancing near the stage. Brendan came running from the back of the room at incredible speed and began dancing wildly near her. She moved away.

Regarding Squeeze, I didn't love them at the time and I thought it was blasphemous to compare any songwriting duo to Lennon and McCartney. But I've grown to love them. If I had to choose between Squeeze records and Dead records for desert island listening, I'm pretty sure I'd pick Squeeze.




Re: 20 Questions with Ron
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2024 »
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why have a dearth of people of taste and discernment abandoned me?
Lament is the appropriate term for such a question. Other laments one might utter in these troubled times:
  • Why are Chuck Lorre's sitcoms so popular in America?
  • Why do the New York Yankees always win?
  • Why have suitcases improved so much in the last few decades, while toilet design is essentially unchanged?