HUMOUR
& FICTION
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Ask
Bike Dude
all your questions answered.
if they're the right ones
The
Atalaya Witch
almost had his Merlin
Barbie
Bell Hell
a true dilemma
Beam
Us Up
newsgroup thread
The
Belles-Lettres of Blovius
newsgroup thread
A
Bike History of Time
yet another version they don't teach in the American South
Bleak
House
not Dickens, but close
Born
to Destroy
Local Haro
A
Cool and Logical Analysis of the Bicycle Menace
as serious as you want it to be
Couch
Bike
if your saddle isn't comfy enough
Cycle
Lane
'Not Even as Long as Small Cycle'
pretty much sums it up
Cyclists'
Apocrypha
fortunately they don't burn heretics anymore
Cyclo-Math
just in case you weren't paying attention in school
A
Death in the Family
some folks like to be buried with their cars, too
Diary
of a Reluctant Unicyclist
for people who can't afford two wheels
Doing
Time
Einstein in a bike store
Doug
the Bicycle Courier Finds God at Last
truly epic
Dr
Maturin's New Object
ref: Patrick O'Brian
Drat.
A Phlat.
probably nobody says 'Drat' anymore. Shame
Felony
Flight
cops vs cyclists
The
Feng Shui of Mountain Biking
and why not?
For
Whom the Bell Tolls
an early draft
Getafix
why God made bike mechanics
The
History of Sophie von A.
sometimes a spoof is just a spoof
How
to be Safe
helmets
It's
in the Stars
enough to make you respect astrologers
The
Lactic Acid Express
one for the roadies
The
Light Fantastic
dynamo-powered smugness
The
Maltese Falcon
cycling for tough guys
Metamorfahrrad
what does this mean again, David?
No
Helmet for Me, Grazie
at last: a perfectly good reason not to wear a helmet
No
One Seems To Care...
that his bike was stolen
The
Passion Considered as an Uphill Bicycle Race
tour de Golgotha
The
Pedaller's A-Z
standard reference work
The
Pharaoh's Bicycle
ride like an Egyptian
A
Post-Nuptial Agreement
seems sensible to us, but where's the romance?
Rare
Ultra-Lightweight Supra Cycle for Sale
on ebay
The
Riding Forth of Mr Hoopdriver
Talk of your joie de vivre
The
Romance of Cecilia
verse
SCUL
The Counterculture to America's love for the automobile.
At least that's what it says on their business card.
A
Solstice Story
it's always the season
Splitting
Up
relationships take work
Taming
the Bicycle
not exactly an exclusive
The
Tao of Cycling
Yin, Yang, and Sturmey Archer
Trade
Secrets
of course it's a real dialect
Traffic
Zoology
a real education
Very
Selected Writings
of Carapace Completed Umber
Who's
Afraid of Alker Tripp
near-misses
The
Wind in the Willows
Mr. Toad, I presume?
Yes,
Gary, There is a Fabrizio
he rides, and rides forever
You
Talking to Me?
signs of the times
Zen
& the Art of Bicycle Maintenance
Ommmmmmanipadmehummmmmmmmm.
Zippworld
for sci-fi fans
500
W Madison
courier in elevator
ESSAYS
|
Ah,
Is This Not Happiness?
it's certainly on the list
Alley
Cat: Of Sickness and Success
Chapter 9 of The Immortal Class
Access
Denied
please trespass
Alfred
Jarry: a Cyclist on the Wild Side
the fact that he was French might explain it
All
the Little Lies They Tell You
consumerism
Avelopia
sadly doesn't seem to have caught on
Bicycle
Brains
and pedals for feet
Bikeman
watch out for that gleam in his eye
Bike
to Work
New York City circa 1970
Bikes
Not Bombs
New York City Circa September 11th
The
Bill
technology: cheque, please
Blindspot
the Grim Reaper is alarmed
A
Bridge Too Far
that's how Brunel built 'em
A
Brush with Fame
celebrity spotting
By
the Seat of Their Pants
the Wright Brothers
Call
it Slaughter
the death of a cyclist
Call
That Cycling?
does EVERYone talk to their bike?
Cardigan
Crisis
sounds like a particularly English crisis
Chinese
Flying Pigeon
certainly more colourful than 'Multitrek'
Come
and Get Me, Officer
if you can
Coming
Up for Air
pollution stew
A
Convivial Life
Ivan Illich
Critical
Mass Media
another reason to skip the papers
Cycling
as Viewed in Literature
an overview
Cycling
in Hell
and loving it
Cyclo-cross
the breed considered
Déjà
Vu
quotes
Do
Cars Really Suck?
let's find out
Do
Your Own Thing
we're trying
Don't
Hurry; Be Happy
cover version
Don't
Sidetrack the Cyclist
on the road
Down
the Garden Path
this is what can happen when
you listen to Gardeners' Question Time
Driven
by Greed
you get there faster in a car
Elsewhere
shifting winds
Evolution
where will it end
Fending
for Yourself
or, Mudguarding for yourself
Food
for Thought
there goes the diet
Fool
Crisis
fuel crisis. Not
Forward
to the Past
da Vinci thought of everything
The
Freedom of the City
all it takes is a bike, naturally
Getting
Rid of Cyclists
could be a plot by the Freemasons
Global
Endings
there's no such thing as global warming. Now pass the suntan lotion
Go
for the Money
no more mr nice guy
Going
Mobile
talk-n-ride
Going
to the Dogs
when they're not chasing you for their lunch they can be rather pleasant
Hermes
couriers: cycling a mile in their shoes
How
Green was my Green Team
and other Confessions of a Cycling Officer
How
to be Alone
in public. In broad daylight
Hands
Off
the long arm of the law is a little toooo long
Heading
Out of Danger
unless you find helmet debates hazardous
Hidden
Lanes
dead space
Highway
Code Words
breaking the law in London
Horribly,
Britishly, Wrong
still in London
Hot
Pursuit
The Escape Artist
How
to Ride a Bike Forever
found this one on a wall in Brixton Cycles, London
Instant
Personality
hack bikes have it
It
Takes Two
love on a tandem. One of our favourite stories
Keeping
Track o' Wacko Jacko
we'll leave Michael Jackson alone if he promises to leave us alone
Kicking
Back at Fate
being nine, and near-misses
Kraftwerk
and the Ultimate Man-Machine
Legs
& Co.
a little advertising goes a long way
Life
Cycle
get your elemental heart applauding
Little
Victories
big hills
Looking
for Signs
a hitchhiking cyclist
Lousy
Samaritans
testosterone poisoning strikes again
Love
on a Bicycle
it's built for two, even when it isn't
Machines
have Feelings
our Macintosh, for example, lives in a state of perpetual terror
Making
Waves
compatriots...?
The
Man Who Loved Bicycles
That would be Daniel Behrman
Mile-A-Minute
Murphy
(almost) faster than a speeding train
MTB
RAH RAH RAH
for Heinlein fans
No
Frills
one way to keep bike thieves at bay
NYPD
(Black and) Blue
Theodore Roosevelt's boys on bikes
One
That Didn't Get Away
bike stolen then recovered. No, really
Pagan
Moon
sun go 'way
Peace
Sign
WTC, R.I.P.
The
Pressures of Stardom
recumbents get a look-in
The
Quitter
don't look for answers to your disasters
Race
Riot
the muddy aftermath
Real
Mountain Bikers Wear Skirts
so it's not just the Scottish ones, then
The
Real Reasons for Not Cycling
ain't none
Rip
Me, Gianna
shaving your face is bad enough
River
Road - Still Here
Henry Hudson Drive
Roadie
or Not Roadie
going downhill fast
Roadkill
it ain't their fault they're animals
This
Way
to useless signs
Urban
Cycling
Decide to ride
Roof-rack
Cruisers
brought to you courtesy the internet
Royalty
and Reality
kings and queens and knights in white castles / all these things are bunk
Safe
lids
Signs
and Wonders in the Heavens
a wonder indeed
Smaller
Hours
insomnia
The
Social Ideology of the Motorcar
it's probably OK for everybody to have a bike, though
Spin
City
how some deaths are more equal than others
Staying
Cycle-logical
in a world gone car mad
Superstition
don't run over a black cat
Take
it Easy
take a breather
Taken
for a Ride
it's easy
Tell
Me More About Your Seatpost
wordspotting: anthropophagous
The
Texture in the Roads
it's not just tar
Thanks
for the Mammaries
It was the obvious title, really
The
Theory of BIG
space: the final frontier
Time's
Arrow
going backwards
Towards
Utopia
also going backwards, for some
Trainspotters
define 'normal'
Turning
35 in Edinburgh
not a bad place to have a birthday,
especially if you can get them to
have some fireworks for you
Uncivilised
Pleasures
we aren't that kind of site
The
Unspeakable in Pursuit of the Unseatable
yes, that Jeremy Paxman
US
vs UK
American English
The
Virtue of Selfishness
it could be you
Watch
the Churn
and sample the sudden silence. You can do both.
Wave
Dynamics
waving to other cyclists
What
Goes Around
must've been by before
When
All the Princes Pedalled
fashion and fancy
When
Greenpeace Wins
and the trees breathe a sigh of relief
Why
has Everyone Got It In for Cyclists?
easy targets
The
Wonder of Almost Nothing
why Goethe would've loved cycling
You
and the Night and the Knobbies
love story
10
Things to Look Forward to When the Oil Runs Out
find out what it means to me
The
£50 Bike
that would be about $72 at the current exchange rate
TRAVEL
|
A1
Dales
Yorkshire
Bad
Day at Black Rock
vultures foiled again
A
Beginning, a Puddle and and End
Holy Island
The
Best and Worst of RAGBRAI
The best and worst of Iowa
Bicycle
Haiku
snapshots from a ride across America
The
Big Ride
across Britain
Crossing
the Pyrenees
Bordeaux to Barcelona
The
Chalke Way
legendary coast-to-coast
Christmas
in Denmark
involves lots of food
City
of Bikes
Amsterdam
Coming
Home
decompressing
Deadhorse
Alaska
Desert
Storm
cyclists vs the weather
The
Dutch Fashion
Amsterdam again
E2E
the great British end-to-end
End
to End
and again
Fishermen
and Flashers
must be something in the water
Hell
on Wheels
in a heavenly city
Hollywood,
Eire
Irish field of dreams
In
Search of Spring
on a bicycle of course
Just
Do It
our thoughts exactly
Lenin's
Breakdancers
the wild, wild East
Les
Anglos
vive la difference
The
Long Ride Home
Australia - England
Lunch
Turkish hospitality
Magical
History Tour
through Britain
Mi
Madre
his mother
Modena
Mode
finally a story about Italy that doesn't mention Campagnolo
My
Cheatin' Heart
love, sex, and jealousy in Baja
North
to Phongsali
for when you've been everywhere else
The
Odyssey
Bodmin Moor
Paradise
Found
Scotland, of course
The
Penrith Peninsula
out Cornwall way
Playing
Chicken,
Central American Style
The
Problem with Paradise
is that you have to bring yourself along
Return
of the Toxic Avenger
travels in the Garden State
Riding
the Joad Road
Oklahoma, of course
Riding
the Old Westward Pike
'merica the beautiful
Saharan
Margins
bring your camelback
Scenes
from a World Tour
a few choice indelible impressions
The
Shah and the Wheelman
Around the world on a bicycle
The
Slow Road
New Zealand
Source
to Sea
the Dovey River in Wales
Steep
Thrills
cycling up hills
Tandem
to Turkestan
the best we've ever managed on one of those is a block
Tombouctou
sometimes spellcheck is worse than useless
Top
o' the World to You
on the Friendship Highway
Under
African Skies
and baobabs
Ventoux
don't stay at the bottom
The
Way to San Jose
yes, there should be an accent mark over the 'e'
Where
is Beautiful?
Josie in Japan
The
Whisky Trail
Scotland, of course
Wild
at Heart
cycling into the back of beyond. Also the name of a movie, no?
Woman
Alone
but not for long
IMAGES
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Antiques
cartoon
Biker
Biff
Bob Lafay
Cycling
Images of India
photographs
Copenhagen
photographs
Cycle
Lane Board Game
Bill Beacham
Cyclotoon
Neal Skorpen
Dirt
Rag
magazine cover art
Dirt
Rag
more art
Frazz
Jef Mallett
Great
Moments
in cycling history
Jonny
Hawkins
cartoons
The
High Road
photographs
Japan
on a Folding Bike
a Brompton, as it happens
Jason
Patient
photography
London
photographs
Mint
Sauce
cartoon
more
cartoons
by Phil Somerville
New
Yorker
covers
No
Exit
cartoons
On
the Road
photographs
Traffic
Safety
cartoon
Urban
Roadlife: a Spotter's Guide
cartoons
Geoff
Waugh
photography
A
Woman Needs a Man
like a Fish Needs a Bicycle
World
of Pain
cartoon